I Do Not Have The Bandwidth T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Tech Tee
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$44.99 CAD
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Soft, breathable tee with a deadpan tech-humor graphic that reads “I DO NOT HAVE THE BANDWIDTH” in bold white and red type. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton gives it a lived-in feel right away, while the retail fit and crew neckline keep the silhouette neat under a hoodie or blazer. Subtle printing details on the sleeve and tear-away label keep comfort high. Wear it on long workdays, developer meetups, or low-energy social plans — it says the thing you’re thinking without needing extra words.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and a soft hand
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structured, flattering shape
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and long-term shape retention
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed graphics on front and sleeves
- REACH certified; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards and country of origin Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I Do Not Have The Bandwidth T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Tech Tee
$44.99 CAD
Sale price
$44.99 CAD
Regular price
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and a soft hand
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structured, flattering shape
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and long-term shape retention
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed graphics on front and sleeves
- REACH certified; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards and country of origin Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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